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Give Me Two Minutes Sweatshirt - Buffering Brain Dry Humor Crewneck

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Give Me Two Minutes Sweatshirt - Buffering Brain Dry Humor Crewneck

For moments when you need a beat before you can answer, and the world is already on to the next thing. This dry humor sweatshirt is made for cognitively drained professionals and ND-adjacent thinkers whose processing speed operates on its own timeline. Printed on a soft Gildan crewneck sweatshirt and offered in S–5XL for everyday wear.

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Product
Sweatshirt
Collection
Low Capacity / Office Humor

Product details

  • Gildan 18000 tee with a relaxed, lived-in feel
  • 100% pre-shrunk, ring-spun US cotton
  • Medium-weight (6.1 oz/yd²) garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture
  • Tubular knit (no side seams) for consistent fit
  • Reinforced with double-needle stitching
  • Available in S–4XL, (availability may vary by color)
  • Offered in: Sport Grey, Dark Heather, White

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