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Thoughts? Poof! Gone. Sweatshirt - Mentally Checked-Out Crewneck

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Thoughts? Poof! Gone. Sweatshirt - Mentally Checked-Out Crewneck

For moments when your brain is buffering and whatever you were thinking two seconds ago has already floated into the abyss. This sweatshirt gives ND-adjacent creatives a low-effort, deadpan way to name the cognitive fog they’re living in. Printed on a soft Gildan crewneck sweatshirt and offered in S–5XL for everyday wear.

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Product details

  • Gildan 18000 unisex crewneck sweatshirt
  • 50/50 cotton-polyester blend — soft feel with lasting durability
  • Medium-heavy weight fabric (8.0 oz/yd²)
  • Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean, consistent shape
  • Ribbed-knit collar that holds its shape over time
  • Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
  • Sizes S–5XL (availability may vary by color)

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